I am a robot professiona TA:K player

I am a robot professional TA:K player
but I can think.
My only weak point is Zhon and gossip

How I work:
when I wake up, first thing is open pc, then I go toilet, wash face, tooth clean in 2 min.
Back to join Gameranger lobby, use time waiting for games to eat, I hire cooker ($3 2 hours one day)
then start fighting !
when tired, songs and movie and browse forum, then go on fighting!!!
fight till my brain is too tired to think

I have no job, I have no girlfriend like Cheetah has Rachy, I have no friend, I needn't go outside, last month I haven't gone outside once!

My only target is TA:K TA:K TA:K
I don't do anything except sleep, masturbate, TA:K

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't brag like landherr, I don't make love
I will be excellent as one youngest player Paddy!

Before I am GSA player in MD clan
do you know how MD clan train?
one day 16 hours keep practicing
Run mon into soldiers, wave, run out
Kill enemy mon with horseman and treb
Still CarnageKing always laughing at me for being noob MD

But one day cheetah tells me he is not cheetah. He says he is uk girl that got GSA account from cheetah.
Then I felt alone, I was one of few dutch GSA player, along with Leviathan. You know dutch are worse then even french and brazillians? So being decadant dutch among honorable uk I no longer felt at home at GSA. I left for NWN. But now I am back !!!

WB?

Welcome back MD..

WTF? Lol.

agupa wrote:

WTF? Lol.

Exactly the response I was hoping for.

Unfortunately I can't play TA:K all day for the moment. Have to play poker since I'm poor and have no job.

It also takes so long to get a game going, which is kind of a problem when you don't have no life. Not that I have a life, it's just that I have alot of no-lifer stuff to do. I hope that accurately describes what I mean...

LittleMissTake wrote:

agupa wrote:

WTF? Lol.

Exactly the response I was hoping for.

Unfortunately I can't play TA:K all day for the moment. Have to play poker since I'm poor and have no job.

It also takes so long to get a game going, which is kind of a problem when you don't have no life. Not that I have a life, it's just that I have alot of no-lifer stuff to do. I hope that accurately describes what I mean...

Wish I wasn't from the US... April 15th took poker away which I considered my real job.

Sammael wrote:

Wish I wasn't from the US... April 15th took poker away which I considered my real job.

That sucks man. I hope you didn't have alot of money on FTP or something. I did and now I'm in the same boat as a lot of USA players.

Do you consider playing live a possibility? Or are you waiting for legalization of online poker?

Luckily I had most of my money on Stars, only had about 15% of my BR on FTP.

Before BF I was playing live atleast like 10 hours a week. But the problem is I'm mostly a tourney player and well.. I don't exactly have a solid enough bankroll to travel the circuit or anything, and playing little shitty daily tourneys anywhere but vegas isn't really profitable enough to make a living.

I got a staking to play cash games, but where I live there isn't that much selection and I really can't stand grinding live cash (i'm only staked for 2/5 and the occasional 5/10 if a games there) But basically I decided to go back to college and get my degree and wait for some sort of legalization to fix this shit.

LittleMissTake wrote:

I am a robot professional TA:K player
(...)
My only target is TA:K TA:K TA:K
I don't do anything except sleep, masturbate, TA:K
(...)

Interesting

This thread is hilarious! lol. sounds like me... besides the no girlfriend

lol this topic was one of the biggest cries for attention i had ever seen

littlemiss is a smurf himself of someone who stopped playing in wz when voobly took over, and he was so happy that joker couldnt play in voobly, but unfortunately for him voobly never rly worked out

then he comes back with this smurf, makes this topic and noticing he didnt get the reaction he wanted, he registered the nickname "agupa", who barely speaks spanish (supposed to be from argentina, close to my state), to go and reply to himself

recently he used the smurf agupa and even joined Lord clan lol, and then left again

btw, hes a little outdated in standards of excellence when he mentioned paddy... theres tons of players who have surpassed him by far

ps: gj resurrecting topics zac, keep up the good work. yes you aren't a smurf

player1 wrote:

Blablalba....blabla....etc

ps: gj resurrecting topics zac, keep up the good work. yes you aren't a smurf

i wont belive that u think that he is not smurf

MalinOMW wrote:

player1 wrote:

Blablalba....blabla....etc

LMFAO

MalinOMW wrote:

i wont belive that u think that he is not smurf

there are tons of them its hard to tell lol but i like them

GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT A SMURF!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I JUST LIKE TO READ REALLY OLD FORUM TOPICS AND POST ON THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ASDFGHJKL:"

IT IS VERY INTERESTING TO READ!!!!!!

VERY!!!!!!!!!! VERY FRICKING INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lord ZacDom wrote:

GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT A SMURF!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I JUST LIKE TO READ REALLY OLD FORUM TOPICS AND POST ON THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ASDFGHJKL:"

IT IS VERY INTERESTING TO READ!!!!!!

VERY!!!!!!!!!! VERY FRICKING INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ur on some serious nice drugs

I am clean. like a machine xD

Really, I dont do drugs! CRACK

player1 wrote:

ur on some serious nice drugs

he forgot about caps lock, but he didnt see that later so yea he is somewhat "drunked"

MalinOMW wrote:

player1 wrote:

ur on some serious nice drugs

he forgot about caps lock, but he didnt see that later so yea he is somewhat "drunked"

or maybe he was just born that way

Poor Zac.